HORSEY

im alive enough to deliver my easter celly baskets to all the little kiddies

hohoho shit thats not it goddamn im rusty

im not really doing too much anymore so lets pretend im dead or something ok? ok

this is a picture of me dead 

I am so sorry, please dont' smite me

no

its too late

i am permanently erasing your existence from my memory

fluttershy? who is fluttershy? she sounds like a fat horse with a beastiality fetish. i do not want to talk to anyone named fluttershy

haha, you have a pretty silly typo in your bio. It says ask me about my dongs, when Im sure, you meant to ask about your DOGS. I didnt even know you had pets, Celestia! How are they?

they are dead, fluttershy. my dogs have died. 

why are you bringing back these horrible, horrible memories. 

why, fluttershy. why do you torture your princess in this way.

sturmtruppen:

I don’t understand how people can think that Princess Celestia is anything other than the best pony ever.

yeah dogg

sturmtruppen:

I don’t understand how people can think that Princess Celestia is anything other than the best pony ever.

yeah dogg

pouncedeleiijon:

hey friends i finally hit 800 followers!! and im pretty happy about that YEAH,

so im doing a sprite giveaway!!! you can see some of my sprites here varying from fantrolls to aus to humanstuck

rules:

  • you dont have to be following me! i dunno that seems like kinda a cheap way to get followers
  • no giveaway blogs umu
  • one like, one reblog only please
  • there will five randomly chosen winners and each one gets their choice of three sprites each!
  • the giveaway ends on MAY 15th, maybe earlier if no one is interested
  • please have your ask open so i may contact you if you are a winner! 
  • making these sprites takes time! i probably will not have all of yours ready in a day. please give me some time to work so i can work without rushing

and thats about all thats important! if you have questions ask me and ill get back to you as soon as i can. good luck friends!

i cant believe i put april instead of may ofmg. 

it ends on MAY 15th!!!

IMPORTANT!! PLEASE READ

everykindofcelestia:

everykindofcelestia:

everykindofcelestia:

yes hello this is not your pouncedeleiijon friend anymore

i changed blogs! now im located here

this is my character blog from now on. its just satire celestia and dicks

just unfollow this one and follow the other one (unless youre into dicks i mean whatever floats your boat friend)

edit: link is fixed!! it leads to my new blog now

fixed

DOUBLE fixed omfg

IMPORTANT!! PLEASE READ

everykindofcelestia:

everykindofcelestia:

everykindofcelestia:

yes hello this is not your pouncedeleiijon friend anymore

i changed blogs! now im located here

this is my character blog from now on. its just satire celestia and dicks

just unfollow this one and follow the other one (unless youre into dicks i mean whatever floats your boat friend)

edit: link is fixed!! it leads to my new blog now

fixed

DOUBLE fixed omfg

IMPORTANT!! PLEASE READ

everykindofcelestia:

everykindofcelestia:

yes hello this is not your pouncedeleiijon friend anymore

i changed blogs! now im located here

this is my character blog from now on. its just satire celestia and dicks

just unfollow this one and follow the other one (unless youre into dicks i mean whatever floats your boat friend)

edit: link is fixed!! it leads to my new blog now

fixed

DOUBLE fixed omfg

IMPORTANT!! PLEASE READ

everykindofcelestia:

yes hello this is not your pouncedeleiijon friend anymore

i changed blogs! now im located here

this is my character blog from now on. its just satire celestia and dicks

just unfollow this one and follow the other one (unless youre into dicks i mean whatever floats your boat friend)

edit: link is fixed!! it leads to my new blog now

fixed